Lagi Hantu...

Beberapa hari yang lalu saya jumpa "hantu"...

Hantu: Sir, I see your temple there's a light. It's good luck...
Saya: Ok, thanks.
Hantu: Your life is good, but can be better...
Saya: Ok, thanks.
Hantu: Can I see you palm?
Saya hulur tangan kanan saya...
Hantu: You see this line?
Saya angguk...
Hantu: This is good luck. I can tell you how to unlock your good luck...
Saya: If I have good luck, why should I unlock my goodluck?
Hantu: You need to know what to do...
Saya: What am I supposed to do?
Hantu: For 50 dollar I can tell you sir...
Saya senyum. Ini sudah terlalu biasa...
Hantu: Ok sir?
Saya: If I give you 50 dollar, then my good luck go to you...
Hantu: *Dengan muka hairan* Why is that sir?
Saya: You get 50, I lose 50...
Hantu: No no no...you will get more after I tell you...

Haha...jaga-jaga jika ada Pak Singh mula puji-puji anda ya...